{"id":86,"date":"2010-02-06T23:04:43","date_gmt":"2010-02-07T04:04:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/?p=86"},"modified":"2010-02-06T23:04:43","modified_gmt":"2010-02-07T04:04:43","slug":"6-months","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/?p=86","title":{"rendered":"6 Months!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am 6 months old! I had a doctor appointment, and I wonder why they don&#8217;t seem to like me there. I go in, and everyone is very nice to me. They talk to me and make me smile. But then things go a bit crazy. They make Mommy get me naked&#8230;and I am cold so I really don&#8217;t like that. And then before I leave, someone decides they need to stab me. Not once. but twice! What did I ever\u00a0do to them?<\/p>\n<p>Mommy says that it is ok that this will only protect me &#8230;.how can that be? I have holes in\u00a0my leg and am bleeding &#8211; so they have to put be back together with something called band-aid! I think my Mommy might be wrong about this!<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, onto the update. My doctor says I really like my breast milk&#8230;she is right on! I am 26 inches long and weigh 18 pounds! For those of you that follow my brother&#8217;s life, I weigh 8 pounds less than he does!<\/p>\n<p>My doctor wants me to eat more solids&#8230;I disagree with her. but Mommy said ok, so I think Mommy and my doctor have overruled my idea. We&#8217;ll see about that!<\/p>\n<p>I got some new clothes last weekend with Mommy, Alex, and Auntie Shy Shy. I now have a ladybug outfit that Mommy and Shy Shy thinks is great. Red works for me!<\/p>\n<p>I will talk with my Daddy about putting up my latest pictures!<\/p>\n<p>Going to go eat (not cereal or solids) and go to sleep!<\/p>\n<p>Love<\/p>\n<p>Lauren<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am 6 months old! I had a doctor appointment, and I wonder why they don&#8217;t seem to like me there. I go in, and everyone is very nice to me. They talk to me and make me smile. But then things go a bit crazy. They make Mommy get me naked&#8230;and I am cold &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/?p=86\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;6 Months!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-year-1"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p90bYZ-1o","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}