{"id":82,"date":"2010-01-01T22:57:52","date_gmt":"2010-01-02T03:57:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/?p=82"},"modified":"2010-01-01T22:57:52","modified_gmt":"2010-01-02T03:57:52","slug":"happy-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"Happy New Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy New Year everyone! What is New Year?<\/p>\n<p>Life is going well for me. I eat, sleep, eat more, poop lots (usually up my back and make my Mommy change my clothes and give me a bath) and eat more and sleep more too!<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t had much success with that food called cereal. It just isn&#8217;t nearly as good as my Mommy&#8217;s milk that I really LOVE. So I have a plan. If Mommy really wants me to eat that, then how about she eats it and I will have it later!<\/p>\n<p>As my Big Brother would say&#8230;&#8221;Sounds great to me!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Love<\/p>\n<p>Lauren<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy New Year everyone! What is New Year? Life is going well for me. I eat, sleep, eat more, poop lots (usually up my back and make my Mommy change my clothes and give me a bath) and eat more and sleep more too! I haven&#8217;t had much success with that food called cereal. It &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/?p=82\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Happy New Year&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-year-1"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p90bYZ-1k","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lauren.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}